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I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
*white guy shoots up jewish community center*
*kills 3 men*
*member of the kkk*
*yells ‘heil hitler’ before being apprehended by police*
"were still unclear on a motive for the suspect"
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
I clearly made some wrong decisions in life.
3, 12, 68
3. What is your birthday?
November 5th :O
12. What was your last dream about?
it had to do with choir guy and going to a friend’s wedding in an underwater grotto like wow what the heck
68. Favorite school subject?
i like non-US history and physics and languages ah yes
re: this post
why are you so selective with the asks you post
im p. sure i publish all my asks unless it’s supposed to be a private conversation/spam
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